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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

How can I showcase AI usage, like OpenAI or Claude AI, in my job application process?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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