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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
How can I showcase AI usage, like OpenAI or Claude AI, in my job application process?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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